Karaoke Corner #5: Shooting at These Rats All Day

So I'm running on empty right now, at the end of 26 hours of being awake. Given that, you'll forgive this transgression:



Lyrics are on the video, click through to check them out.

I had intended to try that again, after hearing some of the flaws in the recording, but my roommate just got home. I try not to subject people to my singing whenever possible, so you're stuck with the 2nd attempt(ironic no?).

See you on Monday.

Edit: As requested, here's a downloadable version(much higher quality audio, by the by): Click me!

Karaoke Corner #4: Can You Hear My Guns Tonight.

The Song is Can You Feel The Love Tonight.

You should just surrender, You've run out of luck,
Pull the drones in and pay the man, or I'll blow you up.
You think I am joking, low-sec is my home.
If you plan to mission here again, please update your clone.

And can you hear my guns tonight
I have probed you out.
Don't you know, I'm a deep space pirater,
No one hears you shout.
And can you hear my guns tonight
Ask for help from god,
Backup's here, it's a Crow and Vagabond,
I'll just pop your pod.

There's time here for everyone if they'll only wait,
This Rupture and that Raven that we all know is bait,
Lose a Navy Mega, just to sate your pride,
Your expensive loot will pay for me to go pimp out my ride,

And can you hear my guns tonight
I have probed you out.
Don't you know, I'm a deep space pirater,
No one hears you shout.
And can you hear my guns tonight
Ask for help from god,
Backup's here, it's a Crow and Vagabond,
I'll just pop your pod.

Backup's here, it's a Crow and Vagabond,
I'll just pop your pod.

Karaoke Corner #3: Imagine

The song is Imagine, by John Lennon.

Imagine there's no Concord
It's easy if you try
No sentry gun fire,
Every carebear has to die,
Imagine all the pirates,
Picking through your loot.

I... I... I...

Imagine you were mining.
And watching market trends,
Then I warp right to you,
With several of my friends,
Imagine all the pirates,
Picking through your loot.

You...

You may say that I'm a pirate
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
And piracy will then have won.

Imagine your possessions,
Weren't currently secured,
No need for cans or hangars,
A ransom is preferred,
Imagine all the pirates,
Picking through your loot.

You...

You may say that I'm a pirate
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And piracy will then have won.

Karaoke Corner #2: The Bastards Christmas Special

What can I say, when the muse hits, it hits.

To the tune of "The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year,":

We're from the system of Bastard Boys,
Here we aren't gonna stay.
We're gonna roam up and down the pipe
Please get in our way.

A missioner's joys mean some expensive toys,
For the Hellcat girls and for the Bastard boys.
The Bastard boys are here.
We are looking for some care bear tears!

Some bait in a belt gets the Bastards to shout,
"Undock, don't you know that it's time to come out?"
The Bastard boys are here.
We are looking for some care bear tears!

Corpse and gore.
Scattered on the floor
There's no room for more
Blame it on Hellcats and Bastard boys.

A gatecamp for me and some probing for you,
Mynxee and Shae found a few Drakes ratting too.
The Bastard boys are here.
We are looking for some care bear tears!

Would you like to go and visit Life in Low Sec?
Or maybe go check out Flashfresh - A pirate.
Maybe you've seen Jedziah's blog?
They're all Bastards!

How would you like to go see Sweet Little Bad Girl's cool art?
Or A Merry Life and a Short One?
Try out Eve Newb, A Blog About A Pirate And His Loyal Pony.
They're all Bastards!

If you're in a system with some pirate joys,
Don't miss all the fun with the girls and us boys.
The Bastard boys are here.
We are looking for some care bear, looking for some care bear, looking for some care bear tears!

Karaoke Corner #1: Yesterday

This is especially strange because I've never flown nano, but the reaction I saw people have to the nerf inspired this. I heard the line "Love was such an easy game to play" on my music player and the word Eve fit in there so well. The rest took a an hour or two. If you guys like these, let me know. If not I won't burden you with any future ones.

The Tune is: Yesterday - The Beatles

Yesterday,
I could keep a ship so far away.
Now I'm well within their falloff range,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Ship on scan,
I've got half the speed I used to have,
I traded nano for some warp stabs,
I'll warp away, yes that's my plan.

Why speed,
Had to go, I don't know, they wouldn't say.
I think,
They were wrong, how I long for yesterday.

Yesterday,
Eve was such an easy game to play,
Polycarbed and Nanoed Hurricane,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Why speed,
Had to go, I don't know, they wouldn't say.
I think,
They were wrong, how I long for yesterday.

Yesterday,
Eve was such an easy game to play,
Polycarb'd and Nano'd Hurricane,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom.

Got a Vigil while I was writing this. True story.