Allow me to tell you about a fellow called Danny X. This is a member of my corp who has Carte Blanche to do whatever the hell he wants. I'm going to show you why.
First, he kills a retriever in a reaper. In a wormhole. And he gets the pod.
Then, he comes back hours later, and steals a Drake their industrial pilot has ejected from literally right next to them, and then kills two more retrievers with it.
Then he tags along on a Noir Academy roam and manages to net them this kill.
What's worse is that the guys in the corp aren't even that impressed by this kind of thing anymore. I just hear them laugh and say "Oh yeah. That's just Danny for ya,".
I stand in awe.
1 hour ago