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Monday, January 19, 2009

OOC: Drifting Through

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby
Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation

Sometimes something funny just falls into your lap. I was roaming towards Vitrauze, looking for Radar sites when I passed a gatecamp consisting of a Cerb, a Phobos, and a Blackbird. Like I normally do when I hit a gatecamp, I hit the warp button and as soon as my cap went down for the warp, hit the cloak. No problem, easy getaway, but then the smack starts up in local. I've blogged about smack before, but this was pretty funny so I thought I'd put it up.

Khan Nightstalker > good hold on the cloak. we almost got u lol. u lil dick
Hallan Turrek > Dad?
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Khan Nightstalker > u call my daddy bitch
PoopMafia > fag!!!!!!!!
Hallan Turrek > Oooh, good. I'm going to have fun with this.
PoopMafia > i call you daddy after i fuck you in the ass like i do to my real dad homo
Hallan Turrek > Does he cry like you do?
Khan Nightstalker > cry???? lol ur in a cheater
Khan Nightstalker > run and hide lil man
PoopMafia > sometimes but im gonna rip you open motherfucker
Hallan Turrek > I was just curious, I hear alot of anger here. I like it, go to your angry place.
Hallan Turrek > Maybe, just maybe, you'll find some skill there.
PoopMafia > then make you clean me off when im done with you ... get ready for a dick covered in shit cum and blood
Hallan Turrek > This is starting to sound like an aristocrats joke.
Khan Nightstalker > lol i love it when frigs talk smack
Hallan Turrek > Those are pretty good.
Khan Nightstalker > thats hard core
Hallan Turrek > No, hardcore is trying to provoke smack talk because you guys think you're good at it. That's so awesome.
Hallan Turrek > Would you like a gold star?
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Khan Nightstalker > gay?
Hallan Turrek > Are you?
PoopMafia > GAY!?
Khan Nightstalker > y u interested?
Shindo Kanh > 8=======D ~ ~
Hallan Turrek > I wasn't going to say anything, but you guys definitely sound like you are.
PoopMafia > mmmmmmm
Shindo Kanh > omgosh my feeelingth
Khan Nightstalker > ye good one
Hallan Turrek > Well, I know a good bar in Evati you guys should check out.
Hallan Turrek > Lots of chicks, might cure your homosexual problem.
Khan Nightstalker > i got a good bar for u
Hallan Turrek > Do tell.
Hallan Turrek > Don't leave me hanging. Get it? Hanging?
Khan Nightstalker > dont act like u dont know...... done talkin to a frig pilot. run.... and hide
Hallan Turrek > Ahh you guys are funny.
Hallan Turrek > Let me know if you guys ever develop some skill.
Hallan Turrek > Or if you get any better at this whole "smack talk" thing.
Hallan Turrek > I could offer up some lessons if you really need 'em. I mean I know you need 'em, but if you want 'em.
Hallan Turrek > Then again, I guess you learned your lesson already.
I petition CCP about the local chatter.
Khan Nightstalker > shoo fly
Hallan Turrek > Knew I could get you to talk again.
Shindo Kanh > you remind me of this dude that just got his pos smashed
Khan Nightstalker > well done now shoo ur clogging local with ur gayness
Khan Nightstalker > lol prob one of his alts
Khan Nightstalker > u know how ppl have noob alts
Khan Nightstalker > he prob one of them
* Hallan Turrek laughs
Hallan Turrek > Oh god, I'm just going to let you guys keep talking.
Hallan Turrek > This is hilarious.
Khan Nightstalker > wow good smack. i really am learning...... -.-
Shindo Kanh > great punctuation anyway
Hallan Turrek > Damn it, you were entertaining me with your stupidity. Keep going.
Khan Nightstalker > Hallan Turrek > This is hilarious. He repeated this about a hundred times in local interspersed among the remaining conversation.
Khan Nightstalker > awesome smack talk hero
Hallan Turrek > There we go. High quality stuff that.
Hallan Turrek > Keep going.
Shindo Kanh > wtf r u doing anyway?
PoopMafia > your momma told me to keep goin when i fucked here in the eye socket last night
Hallan Turrek > Well, I was just passing through. Then I decided to have some fun.
Hallan Turrek > Did you keep going then? I mean it sounds like you have a thing for dead women.
Setec >
PoopMafia > tell your mom to get her brain matter off the end of my dick. that skull fuck was good but i need to be clean
PoopMafia > im going to fuck
Hallan Turrek > Your sister?
PoopMafia > u
Khan Nightstalker > Hallan Turrek > This is hilarious.
Hallan Turrek > You are wise to heed my words.
PoopMafia > gay gay gay gay gay
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Hallan Turrek > You are?
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Hallan Turrek > You said that already.
PoopMafia > im gonna cut your intestines out and use them as a jump rope
Khan Nightstalker > Hallan Turrek > This is hilarious.
Khan Nightstalker > lol
Hallan Turrek > Oh my god, that's great.
Khan Nightstalker > nice smack hallan!! O'Doyle rules!
Hallan Turrek > I'm just going to listen to you guys all day.
PoopMafia > then i gonna cut your tung out and wipe my ass with it
Khan Nightstalker > im learning by the second
PoopMafia > PoopMafia > then i gonna cut your tung out and wipe my ass with it
Khan Nightstalker > Khan Nightstalker > Khan Nightstalker > im not racist, i own a colour TV He repeated this as well about a hundred times in local interspersed among the remaining conversation.
Hallan Turrek > I never said I was going to teach you how to smack well, I said you needed to know. It's kinda funny just watching you guys.
PoopMafia > gay?!
PoopMafia > dooooodieeeeeee
Hallan Turrek > Khan, I gotta admit your shiny decorations are so cute.
PoopMafia > your a stinky butt plug hallan
Hallan Turrek gasps
Hallan Turrek > I... I never knew.
PoopMafia > hallan an butt plug sittin in a tree k i s s i n g firs comes love then comes marriage then the butt plugs leaves for a tighter asshole U GAY
CCP Responds To Petition. Local Goes Quiet at the exact same time.
Hallan Turrek > I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were saying something about your being stupid.
Hallan Turrek > Oh, you were finished?
Hallan Turrek > Well, allow me to retort.
Hallan Turrek > Good day. Have fun with your gatecamp.
* Hallan Turrek tips his hat

Then they left, with no further words.


  1. That was hilarious. I'm amazed at the poor sportsmanship of some of these players.

    Aristocrats reference was gold, and that bit about him finding skill in his angry place was just as good.

  2. SmackMasta Hal does it again, with the usual wit and intelligence. LOLS!

  3. I'm curious how such individuals find the patients to learn to play a game like this.

    Great job on the petition, I was never really around for the results whenever I made a similar one.

  4. Well done on the petition. Smack is OK, but not the sort of smack they were laying down. I hope they got a long ban.

  5. actually it wasnt that long. like an hour maybe. it is kinda funny to look back on. but "SmackMasta Hal" wtf?? he petitioned like a bitch. ur all as sad as each other.