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Sunday, March 29, 2009

EVE Blog Banter #6: Die Bard

Welcome to the sixth installment of the EVE Blog Banter, the monthly EVE Online blogging extravaganza created by CrazyKinux. The EVE Blog Banter involves an enthusiastic group of gaming bloggers, a common topic within the realm of EVE Online, and a week to post articles pertaining to the said topic. The resulting articles can either be short or quite extensive, either funny or dead serious, but are always a great fun to read! Any questions about the EVE Blog Banter should be directed here . Check out other EVE Blog Banter

This month's topic comes to us from Quintrala of Speed Fairy . She suggests to "write a short fiction story about the dissolution of the BoB alliance. It could be from BoB's point of view, the Goons', by neutrals in 0.0, civilians in Empire, NPCs or even rats. Write about before, during or after the coup; give us stories of market, war, people or love. In-character or roleplay. We want to know what happened, from those fictional characters that, in your mind, were part of it."

Out in zero zero,
Once was a great power,
They conquered like heroes,
They fell like a tower.

They tried to fight back,
For what it was worth,
They seemed to lose track,
Resistance was birthed.

In their regions they stood,
And in Delve they did fall,
To some Goons from the Hood,
And the Goons took it all.

Think this is funny?
Don't think it at all,
Bob's like a bunny,
Quick to drop the ball.

All the spies in the game,
Didn't help them be good,
Try it next time with pain,
Try it next time with blood.

Annoyed by the Goons?
I Guess that's your call,
Winning is a boon,
Justifies it all.

From the inside easy,
From the outside it's hard,
Still empires are lazy,
And that's all from this bard.

  • Speed Fairy, The Hand of BoB
  • CrazyKinux's Musing, No where to go...
  • A Mule in EVE, Rolling to the Warzone
  • The Ralpha Dogs, Two Tales of Glory and Honor
  • One Man and his Spaceship, Times they are changing
  • OZ's House of the Evil Dead, Every betrayal contains a perfect moment, a coin stamped heads or tails with salvation on the other side
  • The Wandering Druid of Tranquility, Who the Hell are They?....
  • I am Keith Nielson, He Gave Up the Stars
  • Life in Low Sec, Six Degrees of Seperation
  • A Merry life and a Short One, Die Bard
  • Roc's Ramblings, Mythology
  • Dense Veldspar, EVE Blog Banter #6
  • Letrange's EVE Blog, A toast to the disolution of BoB
  • Fumbling in Space, Scarnan Vs The Fleeing Bankrupt Hordes
  • 1 comment:

    1. LOL. Nice one mate!!

      So, are we going to see more? A 'Bard's Quest: Delve'ing for riches'?