Saturday, May 23, 2009
Inglorious
Some Dude > owned by a kessie
Some Other Dude > and a basilisk
Some Other Dude > gf, much fun friends
Some Dude > what you making things up
Some Dude > there was no bassie
Me > Nobody cares. Shut up.
I loved the Bastards, but it was a bit taxing at times to hold my tongue.
I like being able to speak my mind again.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Pass the Ammunition
A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, "Hey you. Can you help me out?" The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on.
"Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, 'Father, I'm down in this hole can you help me out?' The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on.
"Then a friend walks by, 'Hey, Joe, it's me can you help me out?' And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, 'Are you stupid? Now we're both down here.' The friend says, 'Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out.'"
What makes us band together and fight?
On the 16th of April, 1746, on the moors of Culloden, seven thousand Scottish Highlanders threw aside their kilts and charged straight into the cannon and musket fire of waiting British troops. There was no question in their mind, they fought alongside their friends and brethren for their way of life.
You follow your orders, because you trusted your leaders the moment you joined the gang.
Between August and September 480 BC, three hundred Spartans held off two hundred thousand to two million Persian troops. Were any of them questioning their leadership as the battle was joined?
You trust the man next to you, and when he needs help you do whatever you can.
Twenty riflemen were ambushed in the Solomons by a machine gun nest on July 31st 1943. Roger Young crawled on his stomach towards the machine gun nest and threw grenades until he was killed. He did what he could to save his squadmates. They survived and he did not. He didn't care.
I fly with some of the best and brightest Eve has to offer. I know they have my back, every time. I know they're on their way, every time. I know I can trust them every time.
And every time I fleet up with a Bastard or a Hellcat I'm proud and honored. I've chosen to only fly with people I trust.
Who do you fly with?
Monday, January 19, 2009
OOC: Drifting Through
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby
Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation
Sometimes something funny just falls into your lap. I was roaming towards Vitrauze, looking for Radar sites when I passed a gatecamp consisting of a Cerb, a Phobos, and a Blackbird. Like I normally do when I hit a gatecamp, I hit the warp button and as soon as my cap went down for the warp, hit the cloak. No problem, easy getaway, but then the smack starts up in local. I've blogged about smack before, but this was pretty funny so I thought I'd put it up.
Khan Nightstalker > good hold on the cloak. we almost got u lol. u lil dick
Hallan Turrek > Dad?
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Khan Nightstalker > u call my daddy bitch
PoopMafia > fag!!!!!!!!
Hallan Turrek > Oooh, good. I'm going to have fun with this.
PoopMafia > i call you daddy after i fuck you in the ass like i do to my real dad homo
Hallan Turrek > Does he cry like you do?
Khan Nightstalker > cry???? lol ur in a cheater
Khan Nightstalker > run and hide lil man
PoopMafia > sometimes but im gonna rip you open motherfucker
Hallan Turrek > I was just curious, I hear alot of anger here. I like it, go to your angry place.
Hallan Turrek > Maybe, just maybe, you'll find some skill there.
PoopMafia > then make you clean me off when im done with you ... get ready for a dick covered in shit cum and blood
Hallan Turrek > This is starting to sound like an aristocrats joke.
Khan Nightstalker > lol i love it when frigs talk smack
Hallan Turrek > Those are pretty good.
Khan Nightstalker > thats hard core
Hallan Turrek > No, hardcore is trying to provoke smack talk because you guys think you're good at it. That's so awesome.
Hallan Turrek > Would you like a gold star?
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Khan Nightstalker > gay?
Hallan Turrek > Are you?
PoopMafia > GAY!?
Khan Nightstalker > y u interested?
Shindo Kanh > 8=======D ~ ~
Hallan Turrek > I wasn't going to say anything, but you guys definitely sound like you are.
PoopMafia > mmmmmmm
Shindo Kanh > omgosh my feeelingth
Khan Nightstalker > ye good one
Hallan Turrek > Well, I know a good bar in Evati you guys should check out.
Hallan Turrek > Lots of chicks, might cure your homosexual problem.
Khan Nightstalker > i got a good bar for u
Hallan Turrek > Do tell.
Hallan Turrek > Don't leave me hanging. Get it? Hanging?
Khan Nightstalker > dont act like u dont know...... done talkin to a frig pilot. run.... and hide
Hallan Turrek > Ahh you guys are funny.
Hallan Turrek > Let me know if you guys ever develop some skill.
Hallan Turrek > Or if you get any better at this whole "smack talk" thing.
Hallan Turrek > I could offer up some lessons if you really need 'em. I mean I know you need 'em, but if you want 'em.
Hallan Turrek > Then again, I guess you learned your lesson already.
I petition CCP about the local chatter.
Khan Nightstalker > shoo fly
Hallan Turrek > Knew I could get you to talk again.
Shindo Kanh > you remind me of this dude that just got his pos smashed
Khan Nightstalker > well done now shoo ur clogging local with ur gayness
Khan Nightstalker > lol prob one of his alts
Khan Nightstalker > u know how ppl have noob alts
Khan Nightstalker > he prob one of them
* Hallan Turrek laughs
Hallan Turrek > Oh god, I'm just going to let you guys keep talking.
Hallan Turrek > This is hilarious.
Khan Nightstalker > wow good smack. i really am learning...... -.-
Shindo Kanh > great punctuation anyway
Hallan Turrek > Damn it, you were entertaining me with your stupidity. Keep going.
Khan Nightstalker > Hallan Turrek > This is hilarious. He repeated this about a hundred times in local interspersed among the remaining conversation.
Khan Nightstalker > awesome smack talk hero
Hallan Turrek > There we go. High quality stuff that.
Hallan Turrek > Keep going.
Shindo Kanh > wtf r u doing anyway?
PoopMafia > your momma told me to keep goin when i fucked here in the eye socket last night
Hallan Turrek > Well, I was just passing through. Then I decided to have some fun.
Hallan Turrek > Did you keep going then? I mean it sounds like you have a thing for dead women.
Setec > lol....wtf
PoopMafia > tell your mom to get her brain matter off the end of my dick. that skull fuck was good but i need to be clean
PoopMafia > im going to fuck
Hallan Turrek > Your sister?
PoopMafia > u
Khan Nightstalker > Hallan Turrek > This is hilarious.
Hallan Turrek > You are wise to heed my words.
PoopMafia > gay gay gay gay gay
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Hallan Turrek > You are?
Shindo Kanh > Gay?
Hallan Turrek > You said that already.
PoopMafia > im gonna cut your intestines out and use them as a jump rope
Khan Nightstalker > Hallan Turrek > This is hilarious.
Khan Nightstalker > lol
Hallan Turrek > Oh my god, that's great.
Khan Nightstalker > nice smack hallan!! O'Doyle rules!
Hallan Turrek > I'm just going to listen to you guys all day.
PoopMafia > then i gonna cut your tung out and wipe my ass with it
Khan Nightstalker > im learning by the second
PoopMafia > PoopMafia > then i gonna cut your tung out and wipe my ass with it
Khan Nightstalker > Khan Nightstalker > Khan Nightstalker > im not racist, i own a colour TV He repeated this as well about a hundred times in local interspersed among the remaining conversation.
Hallan Turrek > I never said I was going to teach you how to smack well, I said you needed to know. It's kinda funny just watching you guys.
PoopMafia > gay?!
PoopMafia > dooooodieeeeeee
Hallan Turrek > Khan, I gotta admit your shiny decorations are so cute.
PoopMafia > your a stinky butt plug hallan
Hallan Turrek gasps
Hallan Turrek > I... I never knew.
PoopMafia > hallan an butt plug sittin in a tree k i s s i n g firs comes love then comes marriage then the butt plugs leaves for a tighter asshole U GAY
CCP Responds To Petition. Local Goes Quiet at the exact same time.
Hallan Turrek > I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were saying something about your being stupid.
Hallan Turrek > Oh, you were finished?
Hallan Turrek > Well, allow me to retort.
Hallan Turrek > Good day. Have fun with your gatecamp.
* Hallan Turrek tips his hat
Then they left, with no further words.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
EVE Blog Banter #3: What Not To Do.
He discovered that his Caracal couldn't handle a level three mission. He upgraded to a Drake, he lost that as well. Upgraded to a Raven, he lost that as well. He went into a Caldari Navy Raven and got a friend to come along in a Hurricane. They both died.
He decided at that point that the game was too hard to play and promptly quit, never to be heard from again. He taught me three things. Pay attention, fit properly, and have an IQ over 80.
I won't forget him.
I chose this fellow because he inspired me to double my efforts to learn this game. I knew it would be hard, but I also knew I was better than that guy.
As for holiday wishes, I'd like to wish for him to come into Evati with a nice juicy Caldari Navy Raven and meet me at a safespot. Mmmm, tasty.
Participants:
- CrazyKinux's Musing: Standing on the Shoulders of Giants
- The Wandering Druid of Tranquility: What will your verse be?…
- A Merry Life and A Short One: EVE Blog Banter #3: What Not To Do
- Mad Rant: My Hero
- The Ralpha Dogs: A Greeting Card
- Inner Sanctum of the Ninveah: The Station
- Diving into Psyche Diver's Psyche: CK's Blog Banter #3: Praise and kudos
- Life in Low Sec: EVE Blog Banter #3: Reverend Book
- Roc's Ramblings: Blog Banter #3 - PyjamaSam
- Sweet Little Bad Girl: Blog Banter #3
- Letrange's Eve Blog: Is it December Banter time already?
- Protosolus: EVE: Blog Banter 3 - A Piratical Legend
- Blogging from inside the Pod: The 'Jita Incident'
- Achernar: Citizen Zhang
- Cosmik R5's EVE Blog: Blog Banter: Tribute to an EVE player - Letrange
- Votrian's EVE Blog: EVE Blog Banter #3 - my influences
- Zen and the Art of Internet Spaceship Maintenance: Blog Banter #3 Ships that pass in the night
- A Mule in EVE: The reawakening
- Jinarre's New Eden: Blog Banter: Inspiration
- The House Theodoulos: EVE Blog Banter #3
- Flashfresh - The Pirate: EVE Blog Banter #3
Friday, December 19, 2008
OOC: Cleaning Up
John F. Kennedy
I've done a bit of work on my blog. Labels are updated for each post and consist of the following:
bastards
Blog Banter
blogpack
Closer To Home
fragment
IC
Karaoke
OOC
photos
Piracy
ramble
shortstory
The Measure
I also condensed Closer to Home to one post without artificially inflating my post count by posting it up again. Whooo.
Yes not a very substantive post here, but after fifty posts, I decided I'd better get that done.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Fragment Three
And old man river, he just keeps rollin' along.
Janice looked up at the sky. She longed for the stars.
The Amarr masters were watching her. Her trip here had been brief. The Antapi had been peacefully exploring their solar system for millenia before the Amarr came. Now they were just one of many enslaved races moved from place to place. Her expertise in asteroid mining was useless to her in these fields. She just pulled the trej berries off the plants and put them into her basket.
The sky here was turquoise, and Janice closed her eyes for a moment as the twin orange suns evaporated the sweat from her brow.
"Get back to work!" A voice from across the fields echoed. She felt a small tingle in the collar around her neck and sighed. The master was angry again. He was never a very happy person. Janice picked another berry and moved onto the next plant.
One day she'd find a way out of here. She would be free. This was not the life she deserved. This was not the life she wanted. She wanted to cruise the stars.
She felt the collar buzz before it knocked her to the ground. She'd been distracted. The shock hurt severely, and it didn't stop. The master was making an example of her. She knew now. It wasn't going to stop.
She was going to be free.
Free.
OOC: To anyone who's thinking about correcting the lyrics at the top as Kern and Hammerstein(who did indeed write it) or any number of the other folks who performed it: No.
No one did it better.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
A Ramblin' Man
Make sure the fortune that you seek
Is the fortune that you need
Ben Harper - Diamonds On The Inside
So I took a friend on a little tour of Minmatar space tonight. I had alot of fun and I believe this will not be the last of my tourism. I'll offer you up a few of my pictures. Enjoy.
Inside The Sister Camp
Assassin's Overhang
Culture Recess
Insurgent Encampment
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
OOC: Touch and Go
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how.
Oasis - Wonderwall
Hokay. So I don't know what's going on but apparently I've been tagged three times. Special thanks to Mynxee, Sarah Conna, and Manasi. The rules say I'm supposed to tell you the rules.
The Rules:
- Link to the original tagger(s), and list these rules on your blog.
- Share 7 facts about myself in the post - some random, some weird.
- Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names and the links to their blogs.
- Let them know they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blogs and/or Twitter.
The Facts:
- I was born on the same day that the Thirteen Amendment to the constitution of the United States of America was ratified.
- I have a genius level IQ.
- I scored perfectly in the reading comprehension portion of the ACT.
- Thirteen is my favorite number.
- I never attended college.
- I've worked seven days a week for the past two and a half years.
- I've been working for five years and have missed a total of three days of work.
The blogging community in eve consists of about 150 people at most. Given that 7 folks are supposed to tag 7 people, the FIRST 7 that CK tagged would've nabbed 49 people. That's one third of the total blogging community. Given that if each of those 49 people would tag 7 more unique people, the total is 343. Since I've been tagged by one primary, one secondary, and one tertiary tagger, I would imagine this little thing's run it's course already.
So I won't bother tagging anyone.
Friday, December 5, 2008
OOC: A Chain Is Only As Strong
Watch the sun rise
Run in the shadows
Damn your love
Damn your lies
And if
You don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain.
Fleetwood Mac - The Chain
Do to my work schedule, Friday updates are going to be unusually short during this marathon. I apologize in advance.
I'd like to offer up some links, to cover some comics I keep up with on a regular basis and the blogs I find the most interesting.
There are the basics I enjoy: 8-bit Theatre, Penny Arcade and CAD. If you've never heard of them, that's fine. Read these instead. They are ordered by awesome.
1: Schlock Mercenary
2: The Order Of The Stick
3: Darth And Droids
4: Looking For Group
5: Erfworld
Now, on to a few of my favorite blogs, in no particular order.
Life In Low Sec
The Travels of Blackclaw
Eve Newb
Consider this a full endorsement. The comics I listed should take you a few days to get through, assuming you have no life and stay out of eve. The blogs won't take you quite as long but you'll enjoy them.
Now, it's December 5th here, and I'm going to go to bed. Tommorrow is my birthday.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
OOC: For Your Consideration
Immanuel Kant
I started blogging a bit over two months ago. I remember putting in a request to make it onto the blogroll and getting that. I also remember the wonder and awe with which I held those who had a place in the blogpack.
You see it's a wonderful thing, being part of this community. I've got ten people who've thought enough of this space to mark that they follow it. Do you read this on a regular basis? Follow it, if you'd like to. If not, I respect your decision and will skip ransoms entirely for you should you admit it mid-battle sometime.
"Oh by the way I read your blog and didn't follow it," will be met with swift justice.
Wait, that came out wrong.
Anyhow, on to the point, CrazyKinux has asked a simple question: So, you want to be part of the EVE Blog Pack? The answer is of course hell yes. But the truth of the matter is there are alot of folks that'll be saying hell yes, and I've gotta make sure my voice is heard above the din. So we're going into overdrive right now. There are two weeks until the rest of the blogpack gets to decide which of us become peers, so you guys're gonna get a post a day until then. As a matter of fact, just to make a point, you'll get thirty one posts in December and one tommorrow.
Add your comments, follow, mention me to others, and help me let everyone else know how much I want it.
Let the marathon begin.
Good Day.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
EVE Blog Banter #2 - This Is My Time.
CrazyKinux:"This month's EVE Blog Banter comes to us from Brinelan over at The Shard (http://www.theshard.org). He asks: What drew us into EVE, what keeps us playing the game and what brought us back if we've ever left?"
I enjoy the space combat genre of games. I played an old game called TDZK which was a text based EVE, I played Elite on the NES and it's sequels. Loved Wing Commander. Loved Freespace. Absolutely fell in love with Freelancer. The truth of the matter is, I love space combat. It is by far my favorite genre of game.
That said, EVE has a hell of a learning curve, but I'm sticking to it cause I know in the grand scheme of things I'm not doing so badly. That's right, I'm sticking around cause I know I'm learning it faster than some other new guys are.
If you look around at other MMOG's out there you'll find a lot of good ones and a few great ones. EVE stands head and shoulders above the rest.
I love a universe I can just immerse myself in, I love that I can do whatever I want. I love that it gives me an entire universe to play with. I can mine, hunt, police, build an empire, break one down, or watch it fall. I can hire myself out as a merc, research ships or technology. I can explore the universe and make money doing it.
This is my time. If anyone wants to take it away they'll have to fight me for it, and I like my chances.
Good Day.
PS. If this appears shorter than you expected, realize I just found the email 30 minutes ago saying this had to be up today. I don't actually check my email... ever... so uh... yeah.
Participants:
- CrazyKinux's Musing: EVE Blog Banter #2: Space, the Final Frontier...
- Ombeve: OOC Blog Banter 2
- The Wandering Druid of Tranquility: Internet Spaceships is Serious Business
- Semper EVE: The Allure of EVE
- A Merry Life and a Short One: EVE Blog Banter #2 - This Is My Time
- Life in Low Sec: Blog Banter #2: EVE's Enduring Allure
- Inner Sanctum of the Ninveah: Eve Blog Banter - What Drew Me Into Eve?
- Roc's Rambling: Blog Banter #2: Staying Power
- Sahirs Journey: Why am I sitting in an internet spaceship?
- Diving into PsychDiver's Psyche: EVE Blog Banter #2: All I Ever Wanted To Be Was A Capsuleer
- Achernar: Just gathering intel
- Sweet Little Bad Girl: Blog Banter #2
- The Ralpha Dogs: The Appeal of the Never-Ending Story
- A Mule in EVE: Mule Psychology : EvE Style
- A Misguided Adventure: Blog Banter - Enduring Allure
- One Man and His Spaceship: Blog Banter 2 - November 2008 Edition
- Letrange's EVE Blog: That Banter Thing
- Diary of a Space Jokey: EVE Blog Banter: How'd I get here ?!
- I May Find Peace Within The Emptiness…: EVE Blog Banter #2: New Eden Bearhug…
- Travels of Black Claw: Blog Banter #2: Why I'm Here
- Blackheart Pirate: A Pirate and His Dog
- The Shard: EVE Blog Banter #2
Thursday, November 20, 2008
OOC: All These Pieces
Just phoning it in
Just breaking the skin
Can you help me I'm bent
I'm so scared that I'll never
Get put back together
You're breaking me in
And this is how we will end
With you and me bent
Matchbox Twenty - Bent
Yo.
So's I got a spiffy new banner. Shae Tiann does such excellent work that I require you to go over to her blog now and read. Wait! Read this first. Then go. Also pay her some money and get your own banner.
Honestly, very satisfied customer here.
Moving on, I was staring at my wallet yesterday, happy at least that a "blinking problem" I'd had for weeks had apparently resolved itself(I think the patch may've done that). The only problem is it's slowly whittled it's way down to almost nothing. I started with 250 million and it's now at 2. It took 3 months mind you, but here I am.
I got Minmatar frigates to 5 today, and started training up Assault Frigs. I committed a whole lot of insurance fraud to get enough money to buy a Jaguar, Cheetah, and Covert Ops Cloak. I'm going to take the Cheetah out and do exploration to make more money once I get that trained up(I'm thinking 15 days). I also plan to buy a game timecard or two to really get things rolling. I'm at that tipping point I think when it comes to money. I can go on for a while as I am, I've 70 frigates and 120 fits, alot of minerals sitting in a lowsec station, and a bit of stuff spread out among the stars. I am not hurting, I just like having alot of money.
The new patch means my Rifter fleet is more survivable now than ever though, so it's nice to have them in backup.
That's probably the shortest comment on the patch you'll find anywhere. Heh.
I'm actually enjoying writing my story so far, and I promise that as soon as I see some real action you'll get a piratey update. Seems that despite my being online all week, I'm on too late to find stuff to kill. I get lucky sometimes but most days there's nothing. Weekends are pretty intense though.
I cannot sing the praises of the Bastards enough either. I will get in on a frigate roam one day.
Oh, and to end my rambling. Christmas is next month. I thought I'd get this out before Thanksgiving. You know, before you start buying that holiday swag. Now I know it's been a tough year pretty much everywhere for people, but there's a charity run by the guys over at Penny Arcade. It's called Child's Play, and I can't think of a more noble cause to throw a few gaming bucks. They buy books, games, movies, and toys for kids in hospitals across the world.
Check it out.
Oh, and I passed 1000 hits a day ago. I assure you only a quarter of those are mine. Probably.
Good Day.
Friday, November 14, 2008
OOC: Across The Universe
endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
They slip away across the universe.
The Beatles - Across the Universe
What is the point?
Everything I learned about piracy I either taught myself or learned from blogs. I'm not anywhere near the best out there, but I'm pretty good in my niche at this point. It's almost two months later, and of course there's more to learn.
When I went into low-sec on the 24th of September I didn't even know how to work my scanner properly. Three days later I caught a blog post by Kane Rizzel that filled in the blanks on scanning people. His blog was one of the reasons that I started pirating in the first place, so if I kill you, you can blame him.
Actually while I'm at it, lets list off the piratey blogs that really got me started on this Bastardly Path of Death and Destruction. There are four blogs I followed before I even started pirating.
If you've got a brain in your head, and you actually read some of the stuff they post, you'll learn something, guaranteed.
Anyhow, reading should teach you something. Dying should teach you something. You're always learning in Eve, and not just with skill training. Did you know you can scan down anomolies with a shipboard scanner? I didn't till a couple days ago. Netted me a Vexor and a Bellicose kill for my troubles.
I trained an old corpmate yesterday in the proper use of safespots, undock points, basic combat tactics and scanning. I think I'm going to write up a few tutorials on those topics to get people started on the road to piracy.
I'm learning in game too, give me a month and I'll just be able to sit in all the frigates I want to. Give it a couple more and I'll be able to use them extremely well. After that? I'll probably start on cruisers.
It's always a grind.
I'll end with this, if anyone comes away from my blog a bit better informed than they were before they started reading, I'll be happy. I want you to learn, that's why I write ridiculously detailed battle reports. I want you to know what I did and why.
Learn.
Good day.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
EVE Blog Banter #1: Ambulation
I wonder if they'll ever understand
The trials of a freedom seeking man
So have a round on me my friend
What else can we do
You know I always love ya
But I think it's time that we flew
Lindsey Buckingham - Dancing Across the USA
From CrazyKinux's blog:
Welcome to the first installment of the EVE Blog Banter, the monthly EVE Online blogging extravaganza created by CrazyKinux. The EVE Blog Banter involves an enthusiastic group of gaming bloggers, a common topic within the realm of EVE Online, and a week to post articles pertaining to the said topic. The resulting articles can either be short or quite extensive, either funny or dead serious, but are always a great fun to read! Any questions about the EVE Blog Banter should be directed here. Check out other EVE Blog Banter articles at the bottom of this post!
This month's topic comes to us from PsycheDiver: Ambulation: What are your hopes for your avatar and new functionality of stations?
The whole world went black.
Reloading.
Hallan Turrek felt the warm liquid draining around him. The neural shunt released and he let his head lean forward. He reached behind his head and rubbed the hole.
"Never gonna get used to that," he muttered to himself.
The capsule's top opened and he reached for the ladder in front of him. The station control had warned him the hangar he was docked in would have no gravity, due to a malfunction on that deck.
"That's alright," he'd said.
He propelled himself lightly towards the hole above him and grabbed the edge of his pod as he exited. His body jerked a moment, and his iron grip pulled him down along the side of the pod. He pushed away and floated against the wall. He grabbed a length of railing that ran along the entire wall. Using the railing, he worked his way through the ship to his shower.
The fine mist of water impacted on his skin and bounced off for a moment before it was sucked through the walls. The slime was always annoying to clean. It found it's way into your ears, nose, under your fingernails, and any place that would hold it. After what seemed like an hour, he went into the next room and changed into his station clothes. Like any pod-pilot who wanted to go unnoticed, he wore a hat, a wide brimmed "cowboy hat". His blue-jeans were well worn, and he donned a simple t-shirt emblazoned with the Quafe logo. He put a leather jacket on, one made from the hide of a particularly annoying Bruzen he'd met planet side in Nourvukaiken.
The Bruzen are stand about as tall as a human on four legs, and are primarily meat eaters. Before humans came to Nourvukaiken, they were the dominant species, and they've longed for that place again for a thousand years. He'd met one in a camping trip on leave from the navy. The thing decided he belonged in it's food chain, and tracked him for a few days before Hallan had to put a bullet in it. The meat was tender.
He picked up his holster and pistol and ran his hand down the smooth leather. He pulled the gun out and pointed it at the wall. He pulled the trigger, and the hammer refused to fall. Despite it's appearance as a standard six-shooter, it was a high tech piece of equipment, and it wouldn't work on a station. He put the belt on and put his gun back in it's holster. He turned to the door and made his way to the cargo ramp.
He laughed out loud as the workers fumbled around outside. He smiled as his shoes gripped the floor. He'd spent enough time in partially built stations to know, always have a pair of MagnaBoots™ on hand.
He knew where he was headed before he exited the ship. A Jovian he knew owned a little bar here, and he needed to be there. The Jovian's trade in information, and that was something he sorely needed right now. The drinks were good though, and the atmosphere was unbelievable. The Jovian's apparently had access to long forgotten music from the past, because Hallan could never place the songs, and the proprietor wouldn't say where they were from. It was among the finest pilot's lounges he'd visited.
He walked into the promenade with a bit of relief. A lot of pod pilots can be recognized on sight, Roc Wieler, Mynxee, Ka Jolo, Kane Rizzel, he pitied them sometimes. Sure, billions knew who Hallan was, but trillions knew who those pilots were, and it sometimes made it hard to walk around freely. Hallan was relatively fresh to the scene, and unknown in this neck of the woods, so he was enjoying his anonymity for now.
He walked past the flashing lights and the doorman of the "By Jove" without even looking at them. At least one person knew who he was, which wasn't a bad thing sometimes. The Jovian at the bar smiled in his direction and Hallan walked to the bar.
"My friend!" The bartender said over the music.
"Who sings this?" Hallan said, pointing upwards for no reason other than that it seemed like the thing to do.
"Procul Harum," The bartender answered, still smiling.
"Never heard of 'em," Hallan said with a chuckle.
"I know," The bartender said, matter of factly, "Are you here for business?"
"Yes I am,"
"What do you need?"
"The Caldari Navy's got a job for me, and while I'm loath to run it, they've told me if I do it, I'm off the hook with them, forever,"
"You know, my assistance comes with a cost," The bartender said, his grin widening.
"Of course, and they gave me this for you," Hallan passed him a datachip. The bartender slid it into the compstation he'd installed next to his register. It looked like it'd seen more use.
The bartender looked over the screen and stated quickly, "This will do," he typed something up on the station and switched the datachip for another. After a few short minutes he handed it back to Hallan, "A gift, from me,".
"So, about that information," Hallan began, taking the datachip from the bartender.
"Oh, the Gallente lady you're looking for is in that booth over there," He interrupted, while pointing, "She's waiting for her blind date with a Caldari Achura that roughly matches your description." The bartender, his grin fading, turned around and began pouring a couple of bottles into a glass.
"How'd you know that's what I was coming in here for?" Hallan asked, his eyebrow raised in suspicion.
"I'm Jovian, it's my job to know," He held two drinks as he turned around and spoke, "This one is for her," he said handing one to Hallan, "And this one is for you," he said, handing the other to Hallan as well.
"Thanks," Hallan said, as he made his way over to the booth.
The Gallente was extremely attractive by any measure, but her face was pale. It betrayed a lifetime spent on stations. Hallan sat down and handed her a drink. She smiled and put her hand out. Hallan shook it and smiled back.
"So, I heard you work for Combined Harvest," He said, sipping his drink.
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Hallan's eyes were open in the darkness. She'd fallen asleep an hour ago, but he hadn't wanted to risk waking her. He slowly removed himself from her embrace and slid to the floor. His clothes took a bit more time to put on than they took getting off, but he managed it fairly quickly. He walked over to her personal compstation and inserted a special datachip. The encryptions took several minutes to break, but eventually he was in. He downloaded all of the available information back onto the chip and put it into his pocket. The Caldari software, if he was correctly informed, had just erased any indication of the data breach. Unless someone went digging for it at this compstation, no one would know. He looked down and then up at the door. He walked over to the door and opened, it, and as the light shined through from the outside onto her nude form, he panicked.
He shut the door immediately and creeped back over to the bed. He reached out and grabbed his hat off her head as she smiled in her sleep. A minute later he was gone.
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OOC:
And so it was later,
As the miller told his tale,
That her face at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Procul Harum - A Whiter Shade of Pale
Until I started on this blog post I had no idea what the hell Ambulation was. I'd seen one video a month ago. It took a bit of digging to find out what it was about. Apparently we're gonna get to amble about. I enjoy roleplay, and anything to help my writing about this universe is going to be welcome. What would I like to see? I want boarding parties, I want person to person station combat, I want games to play, I want real interaction with agents, I want full immersion in a universe that is already a lot of fun to be in.
That is what it does come down to, it's already a lot of fun, so I hope whatever they do doesn't hurt that. It seems they have it in mind already not to force this change on anyone who doesn't want it. That is good to hear, but I definitely do want it. I want to see my character outfitted how I like, and bit more freedom with his portrait. I want, when I have time, the ability to walk into the repair bay, to haggle a price for the hull repairs on my rifter. I want to see the repairman's surprised face when I haul that baby in full of holes. I want to go to the pilot's lounge and play a game with some other pilots. I want to beat someone within an inch of his life, only to have him medivac'd at the last second and healed to full health.
I'm gonna have fun no matter what.
Good day.
Participants:
- CrazyKinux's Musing: Exotic Dancers, Corporate Meetings & more
- The Wandering Druid of Tranquility: Ambulation - what I hope to see
- Semper EVE: Ambulation and Me
- Roc's Ramblings: Blog Banter #1 - Ambulation
- The Ralpha Dogs: Ambulation/Walking in Stations: A "Second Life" for EVE?
- Drunk in Space: Look at how much weight he put on…
- Diving into PsycheDiver's Psyche: Ambulation and Her
- Inner Sanctum of the Ninveah: Eve Blog Banter - Ambulation
- I am Keith Neilson: Going For A Stroll Through EVE
- Life in Low Sec: Ambulation Fantasies
- Shahirs Journey: Hopes for Ambulation
- A Mule in EVE: Ambulation
- Protosolus: EVE: Gawking in Stations
- One Man, One Ship: Ambulation
- Achernar: Avatars in a spaceships game
- The Shard: Ambulation
- Mad Rant: Saturday Night Fever
- I May Find Peace Within The Emptiness…: Walking Around…
- Ombeve: Ambulation
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
OOC: Some of Everything
Tony Montana - Scarface
So, maybe it's time to pull back the curtain a bit. My handle is Hallan Turrek, and that's how you'll know me, but that doesn't mean I'm just a charactor either. I exist. I am real. Sometimes people don't get that. Sometimes it doesn't matter.
I'm a bit off you might say. I tend to do what I want, when I want, where I want. When I'm not populating this universe I'm busy busing tables at a restaurant or operating machinery. I don't do much besides play games, but I'm not really a gamer either.
I like old video games, but it's been a while since I've had time for 'em. I played WoW for about a year, and I've played Eve for about 3 months now. I'm finding it to be a much more fun and interesting game to play.
To the main focus of this out of charactor post though: There was an interesting focus on Honor a week or so ago in some of the blogs I follow.
Yeah, it's that important.
I've played alot of online games, alot of folks believe that their word is just another weapon they can use to trick, trap, and hurt others. I don't mean words in general, I mean promises.
If you say you're going to do something and don't do it, you are not clever, you are not smarter, you are not better. You are a liar and a piece of garbage. I'm always on the lookout for scams in Eve because I've been around gaming long enough to know, there is alot of garbage laying around.
Now, if I offer a ransom for a pod and it's paid, they are safe until they comes back in a new ship. Simple as that. I know there are those that will take a ransom and a pod and move on. It belies a fundamental flaw in their charactor. It betrays a basic lack of self-worth as well.
I kill people for a living. I enjoy it. If I tell you I won't kill you, I mean it. If I say the duel is to the pod, or you ask for that, it's to the pod and nothing further. If I win a duel with someone who's failed to make that choice beforehand, they are not safe. My word is my bond, but sometimes I count on you not asking. I am a scoundrel after all.
If you break your word with me, there is no way to gain that trust back. I do not forgive. I do not forget, and I am extremely annoying to people I do not like. If you're on the naughty list, I don't just leave you coal, I leave you torpedoes and put downs.
A game is, after all just another part of your life, however minor. The defense of "It's just a game" doesn't hold up for that very reason. You hurt others through dishonesty, it's your and someone else's life. Your integrity vs. his trust. The conman that steals from your grandmother does the same thing. The man who yanks a purse off a ladies arm is doing it too.
It's not competition to steal or lie, it's wrong.
Be true to yourself, and you'll never go that way.
Good Day