Karaoke Corner #2: The Bastards Christmas Special

What can I say, when the muse hits, it hits.

To the tune of "The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year,":

We're from the system of Bastard Boys,
Here we aren't gonna stay.
We're gonna roam up and down the pipe
Please get in our way.

A missioner's joys mean some expensive toys,
For the Hellcat girls and for the Bastard boys.
The Bastard boys are here.
We are looking for some care bear tears!

Some bait in a belt gets the Bastards to shout,
"Undock, don't you know that it's time to come out?"
The Bastard boys are here.
We are looking for some care bear tears!

Corpse and gore.
Scattered on the floor
There's no room for more
Blame it on Hellcats and Bastard boys.

A gatecamp for me and some probing for you,
Mynxee and Shae found a few Drakes ratting too.
The Bastard boys are here.
We are looking for some care bear tears!

Would you like to go and visit Life in Low Sec?
Or maybe go check out Flashfresh - A pirate.
Maybe you've seen Jedziah's blog?
They're all Bastards!

How would you like to go see Sweet Little Bad Girl's cool art?
Or A Merry Life and a Short One?
Try out Eve Newb, A Blog About A Pirate And His Loyal Pony.
They're all Bastards!

If you're in a system with some pirate joys,
Don't miss all the fun with the girls and us boys.
The Bastard boys are here.
We are looking for some care bear, looking for some care bear, looking for some care bear tears!